Tuesday, September 30, 2008

alternative names

recently my sisters (nicole and heidi) have done alternative name posts ... so here are my family's alternative names ... you can get some too, and feel free to put your silly alternative names in the comments.
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rap names:
jodi: Sweet J Jodi Jammy a.k.a. Lo Force
robby: Mista Diesel Robby R
aidan: Capital Sugar Aidan Glide a.k.a. Stealth Swoop
finley: Jiggy Finley F Velvet
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gansta names:
jodi: Stanky Left-Hand Monkey Smuggla
robby: King Retardo
aidan: Fly-ass Ass Grabba
finley: Green Egg Tang Chasa
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pirate names:
jodi: Keel-Haulin' Kathryn Bonny
robby: Dancin' Booker Cooke
aidan: Cowerin' Randal Cutler
finley: Apathetic Deb Teach
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mexican wrestler names:
jodi: Canadiense sin Pantalones
robby: Tio sin Pantalones
aidan: Pirata Loco
finley: Pantera de Goma
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mafia names:
jodi: Fancy Pants Luisa
robby: Hot Knife Carlo
aidan: Al Bruno
finley: Lana the Brain
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superhero names:
jodi: The Fatale Hurricane
robby: The Supreme Tsunami
aidan: The Absolute Dude
finley: The Dynamic Vixen

5 comments:

Nicole Shelby said...

excellent silly alternative names...

i especially like "stanky left-hand monkey smuggla"

Christopher Maloy said...

I was looking forward to seeing the porn names. Especially Robby's - bow chicka bow wow.

Heidi Maloy said...

I will now refer to you as "Stanky Left-Hand Monkey Smuggla" and "King Retardo" for sure!

Amy, Rudy, & Miranda said...

Too funny! OK, here's my fam:

Rap Names:
Amy - Quik A Amy Sugar
Rudy - Rudy R Hitman
Miranda - Tasty MG Sweet

Gangsta Names:
Amy - Cold G
Rudy - Slippin Prison Fish
Miranda - Dances with Kelp Licker

Pirate Names:
Amy - Bianca the Disgruntled
Rudy - Cap'n Bob Birdbrain
Miranda - Carmen the Well-Tanned

Mafia Names:
Amy - Gabby the Quack
Rudy - Shoot 'Em Up Donato
Miranda - Smooth Lidia Tagliano

Mexican Wrestler:
Amy - Huracan Cibernetico
Rudy - Huracan Numero Uno
Miranda - Sangre Gordo

Super Hero:
Amy - The Fatale Gal
Rudy - The Absolute Warrior
Miranda - The Venus Electron

Jen said...

Ha ha, these are funny!